Riddle:
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
Riddle: A man went to visit a relative in prison
the police asked him how he was related to the convict
The man said
"I have no brothers or sisters
His father
Is my fathers son"
Who is he?