Riddle:
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
Riddle: There is a plane flying over the border with half american and half canadian people. The plane crashes right over the boreder its exactly over the border.fjsljflskjef;osjdf;lkaje;fj